this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (2 children)

The one that seems slightly unbelievable to me is the "body count". Unless he didn't know what it's used for now and was trying to play it off as a joke.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (4 children)

... What is it used for now? I have a guess, but if correct, I've never heard it used that way.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

Number of people you've slept with.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Body count is how many different people you've had sex with. Or how many you've murdered, but usually at a get-together it's the first one.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

The first one was my guess, but I've sincerely never heard it used that way.

The second one is the way I've heard it used before.

Thank you for the answer.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Don't worry, the key is to just start counting on your fingers.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

I only recently heard about this one. But I'm decently older than 23.