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France passes law protecting cocks' right to crow in the countryside (www.euronews.com)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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The new ‘countryside sounds and smells law’ aims to give more protection to existing farms from newly arrived residents in the area.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Got sad news for you, brah… the cane fields are never coming back. Doesn’t matter how much you whine about it, and all the people enjoying cleaner air unpolluted by burning pvc don’t care that you’re upset about it. Get over it and get on with your life. Or don’t. It doesn’t really matter. What you want will never happen.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yes, I know. Now all our eggs are in one basket, and with Lahaina gone. Congrats!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

You’re still shortsighted about something. Find a way to cope.