this post was submitted on 11 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 75 points 11 months ago (5 children)

How did they make sure you were not a murderer though? You didn't murder her instantly in the restaurant in front of them and tjat was good enough for them.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 11 months ago (1 children)

One of her friends used the immortal eye on him and saw that he had zero sin.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

That would probably make for a pretty boring date though

[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago

It's those new Kiroshi optics with access to the NCPD database, if they run in to a ne'er do well, they know what they ne'er done well.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

He had to pass an interview obviously.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

One of them had access to the NCIC and they figured five v one was good odds

/This is a joke, I hope.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Well, I guess it was because I looked just like the pictures I sent her and was calm and polite.