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[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

yeah my sister did that one awhile back and sent me the results and i was like thanks for sharing my dna to the corpos

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Where did your sister unknowingly get your dna from? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

LOL from their parents

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

hmm.. probably from our parents? where do you think dna comes from?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I envy you for not getting my harmless dirty joke. Please keep your innocent mind.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

so you are continuing to impugn my parentage, my bastardage, and my lack of parents whatsoever by insulting my family and my fragile smooth brain. nice.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Please slow down on that... It wasn't meant to hurt your feelings nor to insult your family. It was just a opportunity for a dirty joke.
Please accept my sincere apology if I have offended you.
Everything good between us now?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

i promise i was not offended, and i was just playin

edit: you are good, internet person. i wish you and yours well.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Oh you. I'm blushing. I wish you the very best too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Found out I had two brothers. One unknown and we reconnected. One was raised and known to me as my cousin.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

That's crazy! How did that happen? Were you adopted, or were they half siblings, or what?