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submitted 4 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Context: a friend got a nuevo job in un leadership role. Trágicamente, she was fired after a people's uprising and had to flee.

She asked for tips and I told her to hide under boxes because it is the last place I always look when I lose my keys.

La policía must never lose anything because this was first place they checked. Now she is in jail for crimes against humanity.

How do I make things right? My wife says I have failed again and I must prove her wrong to save my marriage.

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[-] [email protected] 0 points 4 years ago* (last edited 4 years ago)

Have you tried contacting Private Military Corporations? I know they failed in Venezuela but there's a chance they could succeed in this situation. Blackwater might be a good option, they're trying to improve their public image after some unfortunate incidents, they even made a kinect Xbox video game! Nothing would improve their reputation more in the US military industrial complex than saving your friend.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 years ago* (last edited 4 years ago)

I did in fact already try this. The PMC agents sent in also tried to hide in boxes. Creo que ahora están muertos.

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