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You guys ever pass a pre-employment drug screening with fake pee/quickfix? (hexbear.net)

submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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A friend of mine had a few positions open up at his job last week. I used to work there as a contractor and they seem happy to get me back on. I interviewed yesterday and the boss said to keep an eye out for their HR to get the ball rolling. It's been a week since the last time I smoked weed, but I am a nightly user so shits still in my system. I'm expecting to hear back some time this week or next so I'm looking into fake piss. Looks like the test is a standard 5 panel but has MRO at the end (medical review officer) and that has me freaked out. Anyone pass one of these with quickfix? There was a few people who swore by it at my last job but that was a few years ago and idk if piss testing got better or not.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

i did the quick fix detox drink thing. this was maybe 15 years ago, but i picked it up at one of those pipe/bong shops and it was sold as a detox. you buy this bottle of drink that is like 32 ounces. maybe an hour before your piss test, you drink the bottle, refill it with water, and drink that. in very little time you will have to pee like a horse. after that first pee, you piss clean for the next few hours.

i did it to get 2 jobs and was told about it by a friend who was on parole and used it for all of his piss tests for like a year.