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You guys ever pass a pre-employment drug screening with fake pee/quickfix? (hexbear.net)

submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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A friend of mine had a few positions open up at his job last week. I used to work there as a contractor and they seem happy to get me back on. I interviewed yesterday and the boss said to keep an eye out for their HR to get the ball rolling. It's been a week since the last time I smoked weed, but I am a nightly user so shits still in my system. I'm expecting to hear back some time this week or next so I'm looking into fake piss. Looks like the test is a standard 5 panel but has MRO at the end (medical review officer) and that has me freaked out. Anyone pass one of these with quickfix? There was a few people who swore by it at my last job but that was a few years ago and idk if piss testing got better or not.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I've never submitted an actual piss sample at any point.

I still have the prosthetic dick from probation as a minor.

For pre-employment I warm it to the right temperature in a sous vide bath but you can use a pot of water on a burner just fine. The little bottle/reservoir thing I have from a Sub Solution kit has one of those strips with colored dots that appear at certain temperatures to make sure you're in the range. Then I just hide it in my underwear with an adhesive heating pad or strap it to my leg and go "piss".