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You guys ever pass a pre-employment drug screening with fake pee/quickfix? (hexbear.net)

submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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A friend of mine had a few positions open up at his job last week. I used to work there as a contractor and they seem happy to get me back on. I interviewed yesterday and the boss said to keep an eye out for their HR to get the ball rolling. It's been a week since the last time I smoked weed, but I am a nightly user so shits still in my system. I'm expecting to hear back some time this week or next so I'm looking into fake piss. Looks like the test is a standard 5 panel but has MRO at the end (medical review officer) and that has me freaked out. Anyone pass one of these with quickfix? There was a few people who swore by it at my last job but that was a few years ago and idk if piss testing got better or not.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

i did it a ton though its been more then 8 years since i did. But i used the fake pee, used an ace bandage wrap to strap it to the inside of my thigh and used bobby pins to hold it. Before i left, i microwaved it for a couple seconds, maybe a couple more. then i activated the heat pack and used that on the outside of the bottle when on my leg. when at the testing place, i poured it into the cup, which usually had a temperature thing on it because it will be super hot at first and youll need to give time for it to cool down to a normal level. i dont think piss testing got any better, they just test for the piss elements plus drugs. to find if it was fake, might require a dna test or something your employer isnt paying for.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Thank you for calming my nerves. I was planning on this route for the DT since I applied but after my friend dug up his test from awhile ago the MRO thing really freaked me out. I thought most test got sent to one to verify but having it listed in the title freaked me out. My brain was stuck on a wine taster for piss calling me out for an unsavoury product.