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wish me luck so i dont lose my job (hexbear.net)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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i recently applied to go from a contractor to an internal employee and got the official job offer last week. my drug test is tomorrow and the form says its an oral fluids test, which i will pass, but i have this gnawing anxiety that ill go in and they spring a urine test on me (i would not pass this). i have powdered urine from testclear, and ive used it before and passed a urine test two years ago, but this test will be given on the jobsite and will be harder to pull off.

wish me luck that its a saliva test, i really dont want to lose this job :(

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Water balloon filled with warm clean pee (real or fake) is my go to. I warm it up beforehand by getting a hot water at a gas station and dipping it in there, maybe inside a ziplock to insulate. Then put it in my underwear against my leg to keep it body temperature (make sure you don’t sit on it and pop it).

Bring in a thumb tac as well and pop the piss balloon in the cup and smuggle the balloon wrapper out the same way you brought it in.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

If anyone’s wondering how to fill the water balloon, the answer is Turkey baster