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American Psychological Association Announces “Feeling Like Dying But Not Really Suicidal” New Baseline For Normal Mental Health (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (4 children)

It me

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Same.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

me too, thanks.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Also

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I don't want others to suffer a trauma like the ones I carry. Guess I'll go get Taco Bell instead of {insert dark thoughts}

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Going through cancer treatment the last couple of years, doctors often asked me if I was feeling suicidal, I never was, but this would have been a correct answer most days.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

you it?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

We be

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Comrade

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

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