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I'll just be a quick 3h (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] [email protected] 83 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Dump all your data in a data lake, throw a thousand GPUs in there too, and you'll have your answer in 2 hours max.

[-] [email protected] 57 points 2 years ago

Thanks, I'll tell the client it'll be ready in 2h.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

Mr. Manager calling from a group

Hi everyone, I know we're all busy, but I just wanted to align on this 2 hr estimate. Can we put our heads together and do this faster somehow?

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

No, but since we wasted an hour talking about it, the estimate is now 3 hours. Do you want to have more meetings about it?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Two thousand GPUs

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