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I'll just be a quick 3h (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 years ago by CowsLookLikeMaps@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] fosforus@sopuli.xyz 83 points 2 years ago* (4 children)

Dump all your data in a data lake, throw a thousand GPUs in there too, and you'll have your answer in 2 hours max.

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[–] CowsLookLikeMaps@sh.itjust.works [S] 57 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Thanks, I'll tell the client it'll be ready in 2h.

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[–] cypherix93@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Mr. Manager calling from a group

Hi everyone, I know we're all busy, but I just wanted to align on this 2 hr estimate. Can we put our heads together and do this faster somehow?

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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago*

No, but since we wasted an hour talking about it, the estimate is now 3 hours. Do you want to have more meetings about it?

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[–] fosforus@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 years ago

Two thousand GPUs

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