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10 months later bill revisits his spaghetti code. forgets absolutely everything and refuses to elaborate. this wouldn't have happened if Bill forgot to comment on his code (lemmy.world)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wow this job has massive amounts of unnecessary stress, I wonder what the cause can be.

The cause is me, 6 months ago.

(Written for comedic purposes only. Managers are my single source of stress)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Me: writes code^1, doesn't comment

Me, six months later: what idiot wrote this shit?!

  1. Only developer on project
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Time to plan a 3-day workshop with yourself at the pub to get it together