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[–] [email protected] 81 points 11 months ago (10 children)

A pig didn't say they would die for you. It was murdered against its will and then you paid the killer to kill more.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Same as people do/did with other attrocities throughout history. Now you know where you would've stood.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago

Livin' up to that username, kid.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

And I'd do it again.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Unlike you, I am familiar with the pig government and we actually have an agreement that we eat their death row inmates. Crime has never been so delicious.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Okay but actually they grow up in cages and never see daylight. Their tails cut off without anaesthetic.

So yeh.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You're buying from the wrong farmer. Family farmers care a lot more about their animals than factory farms. Just another reason to buy local.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

It is a strange way to care about someone by sending them to death. I wouldn't leave this people rise children. Or pigs. Or any other individual.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

No pigs go "oink" silly or when they're scared they go "SSSSSSQQQQQQQEEEEEEEE-SSSSSSQQQQEEEEE-SSSSQQQQEEEEEE"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago

Same thing happens if you eat broccoli.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] -3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If a pig had the chance he'd eat you and everyone you care about.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

And...?

Are you telling me that you eatpork as some sort of... preemptive revenge? Because even in a hypothetical universe where pigs are top of the food chain, it would still be wrong to imprison and kill them. Which is why doing this to tiger/lion/bear would also be wrong in our universe.

Weird comeback.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You must be great at parties(unless they're serving pigs in a blanket, obvs)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
  1. I truly AM great at parties. I'm loud, funny, cute and get REAL drunk. What's not to love?

  2. lol personal insults means you know your argument sucks

  3. Seitan pigs in a blanket are flippin' great. I literally serve that at parties. 😂

[–] [email protected] -4 points 11 months ago

I’d kill it myself for the goddamn delicious goodness