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[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Why would anyone ruin a grilled cheese sandwich with a slice of tomato?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Sure, tomatoes bad, but have you tried jalapenos?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You two are the exact type of people to get kicked out of line at the grilled cheese truck.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

NO GRILLED CHEESE FOR YOU! NEXT! soupnazi

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Lol that's exactly what I thought of when I made my comment

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Sure, but that's a melt, not a grilled cheese

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Why the fuck would I order a jalapeno melt at a grilled cheese truck?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Pickles on grilled cheese is the superior grilled cheese and everyone that says otherwise can go right to hell

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I say otherwise, & I will happily bathe in the righteous flames of the eternally damned, rather than suffer the unholy blight of pickles on my beloved grilled cheese.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Probably got the bread soggy with their damned pickle juice too!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Juh-lah-pino juice, green olive juice

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Beautifully written. This brought tears to my eyes and now my grilled cheese is soggy.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Anything other than bread and cheese is a melt.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Let's keep it calm here, ok?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What about butter or mayo?

It's not just important, it's necessary.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Mom made them with a thin smear ofmiracle whip inside the sammy when I was little. So good. Never tried mayo. Gotta give it a whirl.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You can use it to crisp the outside instead of butter.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I'd heard of mayo on it,but thought it was just for flavor. I gotta try that soon.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

suppresses violence.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Because tomatoes are the perfect fruit/vegetable and improve every single dish they're in, without exception.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Don't make me tap the sign again.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Except for grilled cheese

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Lies! #tomatohate

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Anything else added to a grilled cheese sandwich automatically makes it not a grilled cheese sandwich.