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[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Yeah well, the Australian Tax Authority has issued a warrant for my arrest in WA.

Who's the greater mastermind criminal huh?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

All I've got is unpaid tolls and a medical insurance account that's about to expire, feel like I've accomplished very little in life :(

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I have a surprising number of children that I didn’t know I had, all of whom have broken their phones

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Don't worry. When Australian Postage contacts you about uncollected packages you know you've made it.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

presumably those uncollected packages are their children's new iphone 15 they won

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

And those unclaimed nigerian millions

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

no, those are held up in customs, there was insufficient postage

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