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Aardman Animation Only Has Enough Clay For One More Movie (collider.com)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Sp you're telling me that eating McDonald's every day doesn't make me qualified to he the CEO of McDonalds? I wish someone would have told me this earlier.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No, you are what you eat.

Eat the rich.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I was wondering.

If we were to kill Bezos and cut him into 8 billion pieces and feed it to the entire population of Earth.

Could we make everyone rich?

Or does it take a specific threshold of cannibalism to make someone into what they eat?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like it was the one nugget you really could have used

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

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