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Conservative Relative’s Description Of Chicago Clearly Came Directly From Dante’s ‘Inferno’ (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Admittedly, we Chicagoans don't always go out of our way to correct misconceptions. Chicago has plenty of people. We often don't feel any need to encourage more visitors.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

oh yeah but illinois and chicago just keep losing population every year. sic.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

If you all would stop peeling the skin off your citizens to feed it to the three headed Cerberus that guards Union Station maybe your population would remain stable. smh