▲ 952 ▼ Choose wisely! (i.imgur.com) submitted 2 years ago by justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 425 comments fedilink hide all child comments (shamelessly stolen from an imgur dump)
[–] captainjaneway@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (2 children) Definitely impale permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] NeonWoofGenesis@l.henlo.fi 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Well then the air molecules will also impale your whole body permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] captainjaneway@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Oh that's true. I guess we have to allow for displacement. If that's the case, yeah I want this power 100%. Spam teleport. I could destroy anything in the world just with displacement. I could punch a hole through tanks just by teleporting. And if I have no "cool down" when teleporting I could level entire armies. I could teleport once every nanosecond even bullets that are timed to hit me down to the nanosecond would only penetrate my body a small amount before I teleport and displace them. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Clbull@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Well option 3 suddenly sucks a lot more. Maybe it'll be a neat party trick. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] NeonWoofGenesis@l.henlo.fi 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Well then the air molecules will also impale your whole body permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] captainjaneway@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Oh that's true. I guess we have to allow for displacement. If that's the case, yeah I want this power 100%. Spam teleport. I could destroy anything in the world just with displacement. I could punch a hole through tanks just by teleporting. And if I have no "cool down" when teleporting I could level entire armies. I could teleport once every nanosecond even bullets that are timed to hit me down to the nanosecond would only penetrate my body a small amount before I teleport and displace them. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] captainjaneway@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Oh that's true. I guess we have to allow for displacement. If that's the case, yeah I want this power 100%. Spam teleport. I could destroy anything in the world just with displacement. I could punch a hole through tanks just by teleporting. And if I have no "cool down" when teleporting I could level entire armies. I could teleport once every nanosecond even bullets that are timed to hit me down to the nanosecond would only penetrate my body a small amount before I teleport and displace them. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Clbull@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Well option 3 suddenly sucks a lot more. Maybe it'll be a neat party trick. permalink fedilink source parent
