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[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago (1 children)

According to the TSA frozen water is allowed past so long as it is totally frozen and not slushy and has no water at the bottom of the container. Basically make sure it's really damn cold before you leave and hope it doesn't melt on you.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Yeah you can do it with any kind of liquid, like soup and shit.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Please do not freeze your shit and bring it to the airport.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I freeze my shit so TSA is too distracted about me bringing my frozen water cooler bottle full of water.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

My body freezes shit in me for 36 hours just before, during and then after the flight.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

"I'm sorry TSA officer, it's clearly frozen so I can bring it on the plane"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Shit is supposed to be a solid, just fyi.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

I mean, if its too solid it causes problems too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Oh to be young and full of solids again...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Any kind of liquid? Like nitroglycerin?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Nitroglycerin freezes at 14°C so it's super convenient

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

you should try! Let us know how it goes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

if your shit is liquid, you might have bigger problems