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Back when I was very young, like still in elementary school, I started playing Super Metroid for the first time. I was running around Norfair, generally having a good time, when I opened an innocuous-looking super missile door and encountered... Crocomire.

If you're familiar with that game, you might be thinking "Oh, you got scared when Crocomire's skeleton popped out of the lava, right?" No, I never even made it that far. Instead, on finding myself suddenly confronted by this huge, grotesque monster to a background of intense, blaring music, I freaked out. I didn't even think of aiming for his mouth, instead just firing all my missile and super missiles in a blind panic as he slowly pushed me toward the spiked wall at the far end of the room. At the time, I didn't know you could hurt bosses with the charge beam, so once I was out of missiles, I used the only other weapon I thought might work: a power bomb. Turns out that's the worst possible thing you can do. Power bombs make Crocomire go apeshit, charging at you and quickly smashing you into the rear wall, at which point you're basically guaranteed to die. Sure enough, I did.

I didn't quit the game forever, but I did put it give up on progressing further until I was older, wiser, and generally better at video games. And even then, for years afterward, I played the Crocomire fight with the volume off.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh my god, I had the exact same problem on the parkour tutorial lol. Ironically all you have to do is keep holding the "run" and "sprint" buttons at the same time forever, and you will just automatically parkour up anything at max speed. Don't know if you have unlocked it at that point in the game, but you should be able to just ignore the "race track" and climb up the church wall immediately. 10/10 game, def recommend giving it another shot

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

thanks I don't have my copy or even the console I played it anymore though. So thank you on behalf of 12 year old me for trying to help but I long ago made peace with not getting to play assassins creed 2

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago