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[–] 55 points 2 years ago (2 children)

i appreciate the framing, but this is arguably weirder because the thing they're actually doing is installing spyware on their phones and computers that monitors all of their internet traffic. they're christian anti-fap extremists.

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  • [–] 44 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Spyware on the Speaker of the House's phone, you say?

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Don't worry. There is a zero percent chance that it could ever be exploited to where a third party could gain remote access to the Speaker's electronic devices to monitor his internet activity. The app he's using is secure.

    Source: Trust me, bro

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