chapotraphouse

Your eternal salvation is worth less than the energy needed to power my duel 4080ti 240fps monitor 8k gaming rig to play Fortnite with. Really it’s not, I know you chose to believe in an afterlife or whatever but I’m an atheist and was an atheist before we discovered that heaven literally exists and we can get energy from it from the souls of the dead but you know, if we extract enough energy then technically atheism will be right in a roundabout way. Besides, if everybody who died is in heaven right now, I’m effectively killing ghost hitler. You are a bad person if you want the continued existence of ghost hitler. We aren’t harvesting hell energy because it doesn’t exist but heaven energy is here and now and the battle bus is leaving right now so be gone and it’s og season one and the new kanye album is out right now and so is the second season of invincible and I’m consuming all of this simultaneously right now on different monitors and if you don’t get out of my room right now I’m going to start throwing funkopops at you for distracting me!