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Trying to out-sabotage Elon? It's quite the challenge.
The comedy heist movie almost writes itself.
"We created a backdoor into the system, but now we're just waiting because it crashed and it's down right now."
"We smuggled an EMP into the data center, but it didn't do anything because it turns out everything critical is actually running on someone's laptop in the accounting team."
Oh you wanted to crash data center 2? Nah, *Elon went there and ripped the servers out himself on a cost cutting trip.
*Elon actually did this.