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[-] [email protected] 198 points 2 years ago

I wake up every day grateful that Iโ€™m not into speedrunning.

[-] [email protected] 119 points 2 years ago

I wk โˆ† evryday gr8tful tht im no in2 spdrning

Beat you. Git gud grub

[-] [email protected] 41 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 51 points 2 years ago

The greek keyboard speedrun strat. The delta looks like an "up" arrow so he can shave off 0.02 seconds and he doesn't need to write the whole word

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

Honestly, that strat went out the window once we got the ^. No need to waste time using the Greek keyboard exploit, expecially since the top runner was found to be using macros to emulate anyway.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

^ needs 2 keypresses, shift+6. You might as well just type "up." Also note that the speedrunner here used a capital i, also an excess keypress, except for the fact that you're allowed to be holding a key down before you start. Just a bit of showing off, I guess.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

But if you hold shift since the start you can practically type ^ in 1 press, or in this case 1.5 press would be more appropriate

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

That would make I WK โˆ†

Also THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS HALF A SHIFT PRESS!!!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Not if you start with caps lock enabled

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

No, unless you're using the 5 finger style it's proven a non-dominant stroke is negligible since 6 is in the C1 vector and shift is in in the A4 vector.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Yeah as it happens I'm not very good at this thing

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I chase weak deltas for gold splitz all day long homie

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

I wyk ^ ery day g8fl tht im nt n2 spd rnnin

Nah, I win

[-] [email protected] 41 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

๐Ÿ‘โฐ๏ธ๐ŸŒค๐Ÿ™๐Ÿšซ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ

๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ–•

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

The funniest thing about this comment to me is it probably took like four times as long to type out as the original.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

๐Ÿ‘๏ธ ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ’…

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Iๆ›‡g

I used a wrong warp in the cloud level to trigger the ending credits from the second letter.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I wk evday gr8ful I no in2 spdrning. Boom even faster

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

EU WAEUBG UP EFR TKAEU TKPWRAEUT/TPUL THA EU APL TPHOT TPHAO SPAOED RUPB/-G/TP-PL

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

And yet stenographers can type at an ungodly speed.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
wakeup(){
  while(day){
    if(!speedrunning){
      me = grateful;
    }
   }
sleep(86400);
}
[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

The feeling is mutual

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