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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You jest. But I’ve had an 8” flying saucer shot out by an idiot when I was doing some park flying. (The saucer body was a 3d printed replica of the OG Day The Earth Stood Still film,)

  1. it was 8” on diameter. 2) it was in a park loaded with kids

Fortunately it was bird shot and no one was harmed. But still.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tbf, if it had been Klaatu, those kids would have been in peril!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

It’s Gort ya gotta worry about, Klatu was just holding a telescope…