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[-] [email protected] 74 points 2 years ago

Right. This was so much better than I thought it was gonna be. Not just a cheap laugh.

[-] [email protected] 69 points 2 years ago
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[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

This one is pretty savage too.

These are some of the hardest onion articles I’ve read.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

one dying woman holding her 6-year-old son who had just been killed in a bombing is said to have doubled down by telling her child she loved him.

Jesus wept.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Jesus wept.

Nahh... if Jesus was here, he'd take a holy flamethrower to this shit. Israel wouldn't be first on the list (that would be the Roman Catholic Church), but it would be up there.

[-] [email protected] 48 points 2 years ago

OMG, the signatures at the end. Lol!

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

What's the story with the signatures? Feel like I'm OOTL on that.

Great piece though.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I think they signed with wrong names to not get attacked. I can only read Ted Kaczynski.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

There's the Unibomber for one.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

One is Hockey Hall of Famer Joe Sakic (#19)

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