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How Jesus got his super-rules (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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(Christ The Redeemer is struck by lighting several times a year, and has an array of grounded lightning rods for just such occasions.)

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Why would God do this tho

[–] Vuraniute 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

plot twist: zeus is the one behind this cuz he's mad that people are worshipping christianity and not him

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ok but now Jesus has to release a Zeus diss track

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Wait till Thor hears about this...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Because Heaven is like an episode of American Chopper. "FUCK YOU, DAD, YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS I HAVE A STATUE!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Is he dumb?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Thor's still mad at the Christians for ~~forcefully converting~~ saving his people via ~~conquest~~ free trade and the formation of a ~~witch-burning theocracy~~ Christian nation in medieval Sweden...