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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My mama's got a tiny little diamond in her engagement ring. Dad offered to get her a bigger one, but she said no, let's save that money for something more important. I believe that money got put toward a renovation of the house.

Give me a girl like mama, whose got a tiny diamond and a solid home.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Get an "artificial diamond", much cheaper but basically the same thing

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Or better yet, get an artificial emerald. Green is prettier anyhow.