These people always think that laws are only words and using wordplay you can cast hexes. They think a contract is the words on the paper and not the agreement itself. There's zero awareness of laws, agreements, value, statuses etc. as abstract concepts that are only memorialized on paper.
They don't know or acklnowedge that we've collectively agreed a person, namely a judge, can make judgements about things, and that person isn't going to just give up because you used different wording on a weird, souvenir birth certificate.