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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Can somebody please explain the joke. Political spectrum? Penis tilt? I'm lost.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

There’s a meme (ad campaign) that there’s a difference between the left and right twix bars

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Because of how they're packaged, there is no left and right twix. Left and right are relative terms. My left could be your right and someone else's up or down. Before you open a package of twix each twix bar is in a superposition of left and right. They only gain cardinality when you tear open the packaging. Both sides of the packaging are designed to easily open so there is no objective top or bottom to the packaging.

Anon is crazy because he thinks that he can guess which twix is which as if being a left or right twix were an objective term. Sort of like if someone handed you two completely identical copies of a photograph and a marker and told you to highlight the differences, and then you found some differences.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I disagree. The lettering tells you where the top of the package is. There is a top twox and abottom twix, and If you disagree you're being needlessly pedantic and philosophical.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah there's a top and bottom one but there's no left and right one until you've opened it. The only packaging that I can see that indicates which side is the top are the ones which advertise themselves as being all left or all right twix. Regular twix wrappers don't even have "tear here" printed on them.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Twix are chocolate bars which comes wrapped two identical pieces in one wrapper. OP can apparently tell the difference by taste which is absurd.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Twix packages usually contain two Twix. Maybe he is guessing left or right Twix? Idk.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Twix bars come in pairs. He's able to tell which of the bars it was.

Don't get what's funny about that, though. Typical 4chan moment.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I do remember there being a twix ad where two factories make "different" twixes which get added to the same packaging.

Then the ad asks you which one you prefer.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Ah yes. I remember that one, too. Then my comment is BS.