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[–] 108 points 2 days ago (16 children)

I wish he'd die by the sword already. Or any other instrument, really.

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  • [–] [S] 53 points 2 days ago (10 children)

    My vote is for enlarged-infected-hemorrhoid disease.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    Bromo Dragonfly overdose gets my vote.

    See nothing but unspeakable horrors for months (see: Beksinski paintings) and then watch your arms and legs fall off in real life because it's a powerful vasoconstrictor.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 day ago (1 child)
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    Some agencies got VERY good at designing chemicals to torture people, to the point where they got so good at it that they ran out of test subjects because all of them started dying/suffered from drug induced psychosis months if not years later

    One of their milder products;

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EA-3167

    Incapacitating effects can last anywhere from 5-10 days, sometimes manifesting as a full 3-day peak of vivid hallucinations, along with prolonged confusion, amnesia, and inhibition of speech and cognition. Some subjects exposed to the drug would not fully recover for almost 20 days. Even six months after exposure, a few subjects demonstrated significant increases in the scores on the hypochondriasis, depression, hysteria, psychasthenia, schizophrenia, and mania scales. The drug's potency caught the attention of the military, which considered weaponizing EA-3167 for topical use, potentially even through a handshake.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    botched penis surgery

    rumor has it he's already given himself erectile dysfunction with one already

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  • [–] [S] 8 points 1 day ago

    Something mental was going on from the start. The only kid Elon has ever had the old fashion way was his first born with his ex-wife. That child did of SIDS (allegedly, wouldn't surprise me if Elon smothered it to death) and every kid he has after has been a test-tube baby. My guess is he has always been small and not a grower or a shower.

    Oh, and that first son her had that died... Elon lied about holding him in his arms as he died. His ex-wife clarified that Elon wasn't around when the child died, who died in her arms. He also berated her for mourning the death of her first born child, you know, like an ordinary human being with emotions and compassion would do.

    What kind of sick monster lies about their own childs death for sympathy like that? Elon Musk, of course. This is why I trust 0% of the words that come out of his mouth.

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  • [+] 12 points 2 days ago (4 children)