I'll tell my landlord to get right on that!

But induction also leaves you no choice on burner supremacy. Why do they all have weird non-grid burner arrangements and only one large burner?

My front-right is supreme because it’s the only large one. Even if I secretly joined the front-left ascendancy

And that tiny summer burner behind it is unusable because the tiny pot would disappear behind the larger one

Mostly because induction stove tops, except at the most expensive price point, don't have knobs, only touch panels. Also, they usually turn themselves off if they don't detect something they can induce a current in. But really though, despite the lack of knobs, I love my induction range and would never willingly go back to conventional or gas for my kitchen.