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[–] 36 points 1 week ago (15 children)

Streaming it is ghoulish and I generally oppose the death penalty but tbqh if you're going to do it, something relatively reliable and fast - firing squad or guillotine - is FAR better than lethal injection, which is designed to look calm for onlookers but is actually torturous for the person being executed. Personally I doubt anything's more humane than M. Guillotin's invention.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    Fent overdoses are probably the least cruel way to execute someone

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  • [–] 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    Never had fentanyl but as a recovering addict I hear it's pretty much 100% non euphoric. Give them horse instead. Fentanyl is only more deadly because it's so potent at a genuinely tiny dose but there's no reason you can't just administer, like, 50 times as much heroin. Let them go out on a high note (hurr hurr)

    Much more humane. Give them a solid hit for their size/tolerance, give them five - ten minutes to come up and enjoy it, then slowly push the OD.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    give them horse instead

    One swift horse kick will get the job done

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago

    Honestly, I say give them as much heroin as they could possibly want, and all the supplies. (It can be smoked, you don't have to shoot up). Give them an hour with, like, a PlayStation and other fun shit. Let them get as high as they like, with enough warning that if they wanna nod out they can. At the one hour mark, take them away and put them in the guillotine.

    The most humane execution. The biggest downside is that sounds like a better way to go than suicide so you might have extremely depressed people doing awful crimes just so they can go out The Fun Way:P

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  • [–] 28 points 1 week ago (8 children)

    But they give you a smoke and it means 5 people have to do it which is good for labor.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    Firing squad insisting on taking a smoke break while a guy bleeds out begging them to finish the execution sounds like a monty python sketch.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    New Western Marxist idea: every executioner deserves a union

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  • [–] 28 points 1 week ago

    I realise that, very few things are, but lethal injection is explicitly not even designed to kill people quickly. It appears peaceful only because the victim is injected with a paralytic. At least with a firing squad you can tell when it goes astray, and should be able to do something about it.

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