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(PBS) Pentagon says firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter will be livestreamed (archive.ph)
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[–] 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Never had fentanyl but as a recovering addict I hear it's pretty much 100% non euphoric. Give them horse instead. Fentanyl is only more deadly because it's so potent at a genuinely tiny dose but there's no reason you can't just administer, like, 50 times as much heroin. Let them go out on a high note (hurr hurr)

Much more humane. Give them a solid hit for their size/tolerance, give them five - ten minutes to come up and enjoy it, then slowly push the OD.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    give them horse instead

    One swift horse kick will get the job done

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago

    Honestly, I say give them as much heroin as they could possibly want, and all the supplies. (It can be smoked, you don't have to shoot up). Give them an hour with, like, a PlayStation and other fun shit. Let them get as high as they like, with enough warning that if they wanna nod out they can. At the one hour mark, take them away and put them in the guillotine.

    The most humane execution. The biggest downside is that sounds like a better way to go than suicide so you might have extremely depressed people doing awful crimes just so they can go out The Fun Way:P

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