▲ 89 ▼ Kelly - Church Organ (thelemmy.club) submitted 16 hours ago by Wertheimer@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net 32 comments fedilink hide all child comments https://theonion.com/church-organ/
[–] Shaleesh@hexbear.net 16 points 15 hours ago (4 children) Does this mean that God has many and also one penis? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 4 points 10 hours ago (1 child) he has 2+ penises permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 4 points 10 hours ago Spirit dick permalink fedilink source parent [–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 26 points 15 hours ago (1 child) Could God make a hog so girthy that He Himself could not crank it? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net [S] 16 points 15 hours ago How many angels can dance on the head of God’s penis? permalink fedilink source parent [–] buckykat@hexbear.net 5 points 13 hours ago Wow, the kkkri$$tian god is so cis he doesn't even have the transitive property permalink fedilink source parent [–] culpritus@hexbear.net 6 points 14 hours ago (1 child) The Junk is made of the Hoggy Trinity consisting of The Cock, The Left Testicle and The Right Testicle. Some surviving Orthodox sects also include The Perineum and The Bung Hole in their Groinal Quintuity of The Junk. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 5 points 10 hours ago The cock the, scrotum, and the holy jizm permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 4 points 10 hours ago (1 child) he has 2+ penises permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 4 points 10 hours ago Spirit dick permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 26 points 15 hours ago (1 child) Could God make a hog so girthy that He Himself could not crank it? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net [S] 16 points 15 hours ago How many angels can dance on the head of God’s penis? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net [S] 16 points 15 hours ago How many angels can dance on the head of God’s penis? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 5 points 13 hours ago Wow, the kkkri$$tian god is so cis he doesn't even have the transitive property permalink fedilink source parent
[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 6 points 14 hours ago (1 child) The Junk is made of the Hoggy Trinity consisting of The Cock, The Left Testicle and The Right Testicle. Some surviving Orthodox sects also include The Perineum and The Bung Hole in their Groinal Quintuity of The Junk. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 5 points 10 hours ago The cock the, scrotum, and the holy jizm permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 5 points 10 hours ago The cock the, scrotum, and the holy jizm permalink fedilink source parent
