▲ 92 ▼ Kelly - Church Organ (thelemmy.club) submitted 19 hours ago by Wertheimer@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net 32 comments fedilink hide all child comments https://theonion.com/church-organ/
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 21 points 19 hours ago (3 children) God has multiple penises permalink fedilink source hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 6 points 12 hours ago Biblically accurate phallus permalink fedilink source parent [–] SerialExperimentsGay@hexbear.net 5 points 14 hours ago (1 child) One of several traits that god shares with opossums. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] CupcakeOfSpice@hexbear.net 7 points 12 hours ago He also plays dead whenever there's conflict permalink fedilink source parent [–] Shaleesh@hexbear.net 16 points 18 hours ago (4 children) Does this mean that God has many and also one penis? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 28 points 18 hours ago (1 child) Could God make a hog so girthy that He Himself could not crank it? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net [S] 16 points 18 hours ago How many angels can dance on the head of God’s penis? permalink fedilink source parent [–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 4 points 13 hours ago (1 child) he has 2+ penises permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 4 points 12 hours ago Spirit dick permalink fedilink source parent [–] buckykat@hexbear.net 5 points 16 hours ago Wow, the kkkri$$tian god is so cis he doesn't even have the transitive property permalink fedilink source parent [–] culpritus@hexbear.net 6 points 17 hours ago (1 child) The Junk is made of the Hoggy Trinity consisting of The Cock, The Left Testicle and The Right Testicle. Some surviving Orthodox sects also include The Perineum and The Bung Hole in their Groinal Quintuity of The Junk. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 5 points 12 hours ago The cock the, scrotum, and the holy jizm permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 6 points 12 hours ago Biblically accurate phallus permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SerialExperimentsGay@hexbear.net 5 points 14 hours ago (1 child) One of several traits that god shares with opossums. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] CupcakeOfSpice@hexbear.net 7 points 12 hours ago He also plays dead whenever there's conflict permalink fedilink source parent
[–] CupcakeOfSpice@hexbear.net 7 points 12 hours ago He also plays dead whenever there's conflict permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Shaleesh@hexbear.net 16 points 18 hours ago (4 children) Does this mean that God has many and also one penis? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 28 points 18 hours ago (1 child) Could God make a hog so girthy that He Himself could not crank it? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net [S] 16 points 18 hours ago How many angels can dance on the head of God’s penis? permalink fedilink source parent [–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 4 points 13 hours ago (1 child) he has 2+ penises permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 4 points 12 hours ago Spirit dick permalink fedilink source parent [–] buckykat@hexbear.net 5 points 16 hours ago Wow, the kkkri$$tian god is so cis he doesn't even have the transitive property permalink fedilink source parent [–] culpritus@hexbear.net 6 points 17 hours ago (1 child) The Junk is made of the Hoggy Trinity consisting of The Cock, The Left Testicle and The Right Testicle. Some surviving Orthodox sects also include The Perineum and The Bung Hole in their Groinal Quintuity of The Junk. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 5 points 12 hours ago The cock the, scrotum, and the holy jizm permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 28 points 18 hours ago (1 child) Could God make a hog so girthy that He Himself could not crank it? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net [S] 16 points 18 hours ago How many angels can dance on the head of God’s penis? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net [S] 16 points 18 hours ago How many angels can dance on the head of God’s penis? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 4 points 13 hours ago (1 child) he has 2+ penises permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 4 points 12 hours ago Spirit dick permalink fedilink source parent
[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 5 points 16 hours ago Wow, the kkkri$$tian god is so cis he doesn't even have the transitive property permalink fedilink source parent
[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 6 points 17 hours ago (1 child) The Junk is made of the Hoggy Trinity consisting of The Cock, The Left Testicle and The Right Testicle. Some surviving Orthodox sects also include The Perineum and The Bung Hole in their Groinal Quintuity of The Junk. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 5 points 12 hours ago The cock the, scrotum, and the holy jizm permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 5 points 12 hours ago The cock the, scrotum, and the holy jizm permalink fedilink source parent
