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Unpopular opinion: toilets are perfectly shaped to make farts as loud as possible.

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[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 12 points 8 hours ago

Yes we should have communal toilets where we can hold hands and share our innermost feelings while shitting as a group.

[-] r0ertel@lemmy.world 16 points 6 hours ago
[-] ieh@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago

Soooo… I occasionally monitor images posted to the instance and this one popped up and I just want you to know I had to go see where the heck it was posted and in what context. lol. So congrats on that. XD

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 6 points 6 hours ago

Yes but with ten or twenty people.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 hours ago

Swedish outhouse toilets FTW.

[-] muhyb@programming.dev 11 points 6 hours ago

Couldn't find the bigger version on mobile, but this should do.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 5 points 6 hours ago

I’d love to be squished into that corner.

[-] chisel@piefed.social 5 points 5 hours ago

And of course randos ALWAYS choose to sit in the corner next to you when the entire row is empty.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 4 points 5 hours ago

That’s the best part.

After you sit on the still warm and slightly moist corner seat and a random stranger comes and cuddles up while you poop together.

It’s like social media.

[-] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

You know those knees are touching

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 hours ago

Those Roman poopers were unisex.

[-] Waterpumpee@lemmus.org 5 points 8 hours ago

isnt this what glory holes are for?

[-] slothrop@lemmy.ca 4 points 8 hours ago

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this post was submitted on 19 Aug 2026
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