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[-] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 19 points 17 hours ago

"How's the timeshare doing, dad?"

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

My uncle used to go to timeshare sales pitches 2-3 times a week. Never bought a timeshare, just went for the free dinners. He was so bored with life that he didn't even mind sitting there listening to them babble. The only other thing he had to do was to call up my dad and discuss how gas prices were slightly different at different filling stations.

[-] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 4 points 13 hours ago

A free supper is a free supper.

[-] Nerdulous@lemmy.zip 13 points 17 hours ago

At least Dad got to touch something for his money. NFTs don't even deliver on their sole mission statement

[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

What was their mission statement? Here's a picture that you own the copyright of? I don't see how they could ever make sense unless they were legitimately fabulous images that people loved and wanted to buy prints of

[-] Nerdulous@lemmy.zip 6 points 17 hours ago

To own a digital asset that only had one original. Something that could have an identifiable, singular owner despite being a digital asset. Problem is no one gives a shit if you're the original, provable "owner" of a jpg someone else made. Which makes these worthless to all but idiots who fell for it.

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

The dumbest thing in all this is that NFTs could have been legitimately useful for a bunch of tasks, but the whole thing got burned by cryptobros.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 16 hours ago

You didn't even own the JPG; you owned a receipt for the JPG.

[-] Warehouse@piefed.ca 3 points 10 hours ago

It's like claiming you own Facebook because you bought a link that redirects to it.

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 6 points 17 hours ago

I love people who have time shares, because I have a thing that let's me pay $300 for a week at the resorts when the owners don't utilize their time slot.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

"At least I can be inside something that I enjoy"

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