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There's A Pooping Epidemic At Live Concerts — And Experts May Have Identified The Cause (www.huffpost.com)

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[-] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 days ago

It's the Mad Pooper! Aka the buttler.

[-] Bakkoda@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Poopetrator

[-] DataCrime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 days ago

What poops at midnight baby!

[-] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago

And so he says to me, 'you wanna be a bad guy?' and I say, 'Yeah baby! I wanna be bad!' I say 'SURF'S UP, SPACE PONIES! I'm making gravy without the lumps! ' AHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA!

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago

Darn, I don't get the reference. But still love you as a human being.

[-] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

The Tick (animated).

Fantastic weird show ;)

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

Damn, I remember that show but not the reference! I'm loosing it man!

this post was submitted on 16 Aug 2026

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