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[-] HazardousBanjo@lemmy.world 29 points 19 hours ago

Hot take from an American: American football actually fucking sucks big time and is incredibly MAGA coded these days.

People supporting a sport that 90% of former professional players acquire CTE are fucking morons. Especially given how many young kids get into this shit in highschool, and get CTE and become absolute pieces of shit because of it.

Its baffling this sport and sports with similar problems are still popular, let alone the most popular ones in the US.

[-] mobyduck648@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

I'm surprised the US never found a love for rugby, it's a brilliant sport to play and spectate but it tends to be a fair bit less dangerous to its players than American football. There's various reasons but the lack of protective gear is a factor people talk about a lot ironically.

Interestingly go far back enough in time and they evolved from a common ancestor, but nowadays there's little to unite them other than fact they're both full-contact ball sports.

[-] tyranny@crazypeople.online 1 points 2 hours ago

rugby still gives people CTE. footie, too

[-] Neocorporation@lemmy.world 14 points 16 hours ago

All I remember about American Football was how fucking slow the pace of the game was compared to literally every other mainstream sport. It was definitely designed for a fat ass country.

[-] Soggy@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

It's a game of strategy and formations, like chess or military drills, instead of just kicking a ball around for 90 minutes.

[-] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

It does seem fun to be an NFL coach. much less boring, and dangerous.

[-] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 21 points 16 hours ago

You dont want to watch 20 minutes total of game play, 974 ads, 40 minutes of dudes squatting in a line, 20 minutes of B-roll and 60 minutes of random people in the crowd, every week for several weeks, while also needing to pay 5-7 services to catch all of your favorite team's games?

[-] Neocorporation@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

No I never watched it. I had the unfortunate pleasure of playing a few games during sports week through my UK school years. It was every bit as fucking boring as you implied. There is a reason only Americans play that shit.

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 4 points 12 hours ago

Reminder it the all American sport used to be baseball which while I don't enjoy it personally is an actually functional and well made game to the point where you can listen to a radio commentary and know what's going on. Seriously why the actual fuck did football overtake baseball, it's like how MMA overtook boxing.

[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago

Gotta have time to talk, drink, take a piss, get a snack, argue about the last play, etc.

[-] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago

Highschool? Everyone i knew got in in elementary or middle school. Those who tried to start in highschool never even touched the field

[-] mirshafie@europe.pub 1 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

That's actually so fucked up. How can you encourage or even allow children to join activities that you know is going to injure them permanently?

[-] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

Usually for younger teams there are rules against tackles, or a variation called "Flag football" is played where you are essentially tackled if a flag is taken from your waist

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago

Is that new? I played peewee football starting at like 9 or 10 and we tackled

[-] vardogor@mander.xyz 2 points 5 hours ago

true for elementary, but i was doing full contact starting 6th grade (age 11,) lived all over the South and it's the norm. i actually really like American football, the sport itself. but can't say i like that part....

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