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[-] Snapz@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago

We're all so lucky to have had the brief moment with you that we did. We're all devastated by the loss of your future gifts.

BTW, it's fine if you bypass the overly dramatic gesture next time and just say, "my mom is home and I don't want my chicken nuggets to get cold, so I'm going to go now. Bye bye."

this post was submitted on 10 Aug 2026
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