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Anon follows the rules (thelemmy.club)

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[-] turkalino@sh.itjust.works 61 points 16 hours ago

My parents: cmon, why won’t you have a beer with us?

Also my parents when I grab a second beer later that night: Jesus fucking Christ you’re an alcoholic

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 5 points 8 hours ago

Yeah, sorry mom and dad, you guys aren't going to be able to keep up with me.

this post was submitted on 12 Aug 2026

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