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this post was submitted on 12 Aug 2026
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"Dad, can I go to a party with my friends?"
"You gonna drink?"
"No."
"Do drugs?"
"No."
"Have sex?"
"No."
"Then why the fuck do you wanna go to a party?"
Why do people seem unable to comprehend just enjoying being around friends?
And no, this isn't a dig on introverts. It's a dig on the older generations that seem to hate their spouses and can't be around other people while sober
There's a certain type who thinks it's a big adult flex to act exhausted by work, being annoyed with their family, and getting drunk to drown their self-inflicted sorrows. They've always been pathetic. I think (hope) it's a dinosaur that's slowly going extinct.
Sounds like a shit party
What's the point of partying if not to poison your brain and infect your genitals.
This is why we invented condoms.
The other two are a lot more difficult to do without damage or risk
There are plenty of fun substances with a fraction of the risk presented by alcohol
Doesnt do much when half the population doesnt know how to put one on due to failed sex ed.