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[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 44 points 21 hours ago

Fellas, fellas, we can do both. We can wish for him to instantly fall into a coma in which he cannot wake up from. Where all he feels is pain, and agony suffering to survive himself, inside his own brain. Where the only way out to end the torture is for him to push his ego aside, and admit that he's never been the smartest person in any room.

Until that happens, he stays artificially life supported in his own coma of hell. Where time fluctuates for him 5 minutes is actually 5 months. And he'll stay in that state for years.

Suddenly and instantly gone from our lives, but surviving in a never ending battle against his own ego which he'll never overcome.

[-] flandish@lemmy.world 32 points 20 hours ago

little known fact: politicians in comas are still allowed to work. :(

[-] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 15 points 19 hours ago
[-] stefenauris@pawb.social 2 points 15 hours ago

It would be quite something seeing a politician on life support in the Capitol lol

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 12 hours ago

have you seen mitch mcconnel, nobody has and hes being proxied by his "assistants"

[-] osanna@lemmy.vg 1 points 10 hours ago

there's this thing called locked in syndrome. While not painful, I hope he gets it and all he can do is blink.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

I think I've heard of that, if it's what I'm remembering.

There was this kid in tge 1960s. He got hit by a car, but didn't die. He wasn't in a coma, but it looked like he was in a coma but awake.

He was kept on life support, but really the life support wasn't needed. They found he was actually breathing just fine. But they kept him on it, in his living room.

He was just a kid. Like 7 years old.

Flash forward to the late 90s and he, now nearly 40 was propped up on the couch like normal. His mom was watching wheel of fortune. Then his mom just hears her son take a guess at the puzzle. Not only was it the right answer, but it was the first words he had spoken in like 35 years.

Turns out his mom would watch wheel of fortune, and jeapordy every night. And every night in his own head he would play along.

The story never explains how he snapped out of it. He just took a guess at the wheel of fortune answer just as he'd done for years. This time it was verbal.

The son later on asked his mom if she remembered a moment that had happened in the 70s. His mom walked into the room, saw him, and said "Why won't you just die already? You're tearing this family apart. We can't keep funding your burden...."

And then she left the room. Never to speak of it again.

That moment lived rent free in this guys head for 20+ years. Everyday knowing he's hurting his family. Everyday being a burden. From his own mothers mouth. He's their burden. That's the thought he had every day.

And when he asked his mom if she remembered that, she burst into tears. She didn't remember at all.

So now it's the 90s. He's speaking for the first time. His friend who he knew before the accident, left work early. Didn't even tell anyone he was leaving. He got a text. "John is speaking". He was in John's living room within 15 minutes.

This friend had visited him sometimes every day. Sometimes a few times a week. But always with him. And because he had come over, everyday his friend for 30+ years had talked to him as if he were normal. So he learned of his friend's life in real time. And from Johns point of view, he didn't even need to catch up, because he was never out of the loop.

One of the first things he wanted to do was to meet his friends wife. He had been married for 10 years, but she never felt comfortable visiting. But his friend would talk about her so much that he felt like he knew her already.

I changed the names. Mostly because I read this story about 15 years ago and don't remember the names. I'm probably forgetting other details too. It just stuck out to me that his mom, probably in a moment of frustration that she didn't mean, gave him such mental trauma with just a few sentences that would last a lifetime. And also it stuck out to me how a 7 year old kept his friend in his life, until almost 40 years old without one word spoken from John.

[-] RaphaelSchmitz@feddit.org 1 points 11 hours ago

I don't think the very best thing we can imagine is gonna happen, but you know what does seem more realistic for that reason?

A dystopian horror where they keep him (barely) alive while he's suffering immensely because they need him as figurehead, in order to continue their fascism. Yes it would be poetic justice for him, but it's not gonna make anybody else's life better.

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