Post your unfunny dad funnies (lemmy.world)

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Hey dads!

here’s a question for all of you:

What are some of the things you do around that house, that you think is hilarious, that makes your family roll their eyes?

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[-] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

When I get to play Ken. My Ken is a weird, gross bum. He wears a tuxedo and barefeet. He constantly asks Barbie (any Barbie, or Skipper) to go out to "fancy dinner," then forgets his wallet. He tries to order snails and fish eggs, says they are fancy. He constantly eats the dog treats at the groomers when Barbie isn't looking. All of the Kelly's and Chelsea's are his children, and he just neglects them all. Doesn't remember their names. Asks them for money.

this post was submitted on 08 Aug 2026

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