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[-] YetAnotherNerd@sopuli.xyz 16 points 15 hours ago

The branding is working and made for a great lede: “For a short amount of time, Westerville will not have the meats.”

[-] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 1 points 4 hours ago
[-] YetAnotherNerd@sopuli.xyz 4 points 4 hours ago

From Mirriam-Webster: “In journalism, the lede refers to the introductory section of a news story that is intended to entice the reader to read the full story.”

The title was great but the lede was equally great

this post was submitted on 09 Aug 2026
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