Post your unfunny dad funnies (lemmy.world)

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Hey dads!

here’s a question for all of you:

What are some of the things you do around that house, that you think is hilarious, that makes your family roll their eyes?

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[-] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Anytime I get my kids a snack or a bowl of cereal to cap off the night, I almost certainly take the dad tax (which in and of itself is a joke), but generally tell them that I checked and it was not poison.

I also hide and scare everyone in my family, but that one is just for me. Sometimes I say boo without hiding, and that's for them.

this post was submitted on 08 Aug 2026

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