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[–] 237 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

How odd that he immediately knew it was for him. As if he knows full well what he is doing is evil and that he was there to ruin the citizens of Salem and then escape to his new yacht in the Bahamas.

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  • [–] 127 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    Oh, they're all very aware. That's why they're building bunkers, and buying islands, and building bunkers on islands.

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  • [–] 62 points 3 weeks ago* (1 child)

    Once they lock themselves into their bunkers, we just pour a few tons of concrete over the bunker entrance and call it a day.

    Future archaeologists will marvel at the elaborate tombs our kings built for themselves.

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  • [–] 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    Pour the concrete into the air intake and exhaust

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  • [–] 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    Like they said, concrete the doors first.

    What you dump down the air intakes afterwards is your business.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 weeks ago* (2 children)

    But, really -- who cares? Let them live out their pathetic lives in their sealed-off bunkers. As long as they never come out, who cares what they do in there? Let them live for decades in their coward-hole. Give them plenty of time to think about the decisions that led to this. Until, finally, their food runs out, their servants murder them, or they run into a medical issue that they don't have supplies to fix. And then the bunker becomes their tomb. And nobody will notice or care when they die, because to the rest of the world, they're already dead.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

    Yes but why miss the opportunity to spray glyphosate, pesticides, lead and nuclear byproducts into their drinking water and air intake systems. We’d just be returning the favor

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  • [–] 38 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    New chant, "You say bunker, we say guillotine!"

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  • [–] 21 points 3 weeks ago* (1 child)

    "You say bunker, we say grave!"

    Fits the whole "concrete on concrete" theme better imo.

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