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[-] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 112 points 6 days ago

It's called a Necropsy when non-human animals are involved.

[-] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 49 points 6 days ago

Well he did say he was a terrible vet

[-] mkwt@lemmy.world 25 points 6 days ago

This is the quality Lemmy content that I come here for.

[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago

Yeah but that spoils the rolling punchline

[-] Dookieman12@piefed.social 2 points 6 days ago

Technical inaccuracy can also spoil a punchline

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 days ago
[-] Kraiden@piefed.social 5 points 6 days ago
[-] lividweasel@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

You might want to get a new cymbal

[-] Kraiden@piefed.social 3 points 6 days ago

I agree, the kick is ruining it

[-] Dookieman12@piefed.social 6 points 6 days ago
[-] abfarid@startrek.website 4 points 6 days ago
[-] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 2 points 6 days ago

I'd rather not, but I appreciate the encouragement.

[-] abfarid@startrek.website 3 points 6 days ago

My pleasure. If you know what I mean.

[-] stevles@aussie.zone 2 points 5 days ago

Wow that is quite the grotesque Wiki image

[-] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Unless the coroner is a horse, then it would still be an autopsy

Edit: why did I assume the non-human animal must be a horse?

[-] gooballer@lemmy.today 2 points 5 days ago
[-] Magnum@infosec.pub 1 points 5 days ago

A woman looks for a man in a newspaper and writes "Looking for Men with a horse tail, his haircut does not matter"

this post was submitted on 06 Aug 2026
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